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KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split! Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom! Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly! Knock, knock Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell. It's broken! Knock, knock Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask. It's a secret. Knock, knock. Who's there? Beef. Beef who? Before I get cold, you'd better let me in. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a nice girl! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi go to the store? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you! - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in we're freezing! ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana! Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Ada. Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next door to you. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it's quiet in here! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Hey, Alex the questions here! - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe C D E F G Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma not going to tell you! ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil! Knock, knock. Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture. Knock, knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes! Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your sink! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amy. Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool... Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body going to open the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caesar. Caesar who? Caesar quick, she’s running away. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Alfie who? Doris locked. Open up! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way; I'm coming in! - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie Q Chicken. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend. ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, it's freezing out here? Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over. Knock, knock Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business who's there. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is the bell working? I had to knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's taking you so long! - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole! Knock, knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell who I am by my voice? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house! ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you let me in? It's freezing out here! Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore. Knock, knock Who's there? Cow-go. Cow-go who? No, Cow go MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase! Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monkey. Monkey who? Monkey see. Monkey do. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice. - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chick. Chick who? Chick your oven, I can smell it burning! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Troy. Troy. who? Troy ringing the doorbell instead. ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your mom coming home? Knock, knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy! Knock, knock Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Awe, I miss you too. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating all my carrots! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out. - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rough. Rough who? Rough, rough, rough! It's your dog! ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today? Knock, knock. Who's there? Burglar. Burglar who? Burglars don't knock! Knock, knock Who's there? Comb. Comb who? Comb on down and I'll tell you! Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? I didn't mean to make you cry! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind. It's pointless! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go vroom, vroom! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'll take a peanut. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You've seen that TV show? - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am! ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business! Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help gettin' in the door. Knock, knock Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police may I come in? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I'm freezing out here! Knock, knock. Who’s there? From. From who? Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.” ---PAGE BREAK--- KIDS JOKES FOR KNOCK KNOCK Knock, knock. Who's there? Somebody who can't reach the doorbell! Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you think it was? Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hey, you didn't remember me! - Your source for family travel, destination info, and theme park ticket discounts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way home? Thanks for downloading! 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